I’m a published author of several short stories and poetry, currently working on a novel or five. My work has appeared in various online publications like Robot Communism Press, Leaf Garden Press, Escape Velocity.
A prolifically expletive short guide to living a fulfilling life.
You can’t teach someone to whistle. You can tell them what shape to make with their lips and what to do with their tongue but the rest is up to them – they just have to go blow and blow and blow until eventually they’re making shrill, annoying sounds with their mouths. Similarly, you can’t teach people how to live good, fulfilling lives full of wisdom and happiness – but you can point them in the right direction.
This book is less of a ‘point in the right direction’ and more of a poke in the eye with a sharp stick, but it’ll do.
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An extreme weather hunter gets stuck in a small town with no weather, but things get stormy when he runs into the local tempest!
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Four stories. A beach, a shell, an inanimate and insignificant object that travels from one lover to the next, connecting them, pulling them apart. A story of trust, commitment, destiny – of love, lust, sex – and of trusting your gut.
Sixteen smutty stories about firemen, soldiers, sailors, police, security guards and even waiters, priests and cleaners! Delve into this anthology and enjoy steamy stories from established erotica authors as well as some exciting debut authors. A portion of the proceeds from Uniform Behaviour will be donated to UK charity Help for Heroes, which helps those wounded in current conflict.
“‘The Captain’s Persuasion’ is a delight, with its verbal, tongue-in-cheek foreplay.” – Amazon Review
“The Captain’s Persuasion was a playful, hot story with tons of verbal foreplay and nonstop innuendos. Loved how the confident female pilot teased and played the honourable captain! 😀 The flirting was like a dance between the H/H with lots of slow caresses and quick jabs of shocking sexual innuendos. There is action, a plot and lots of verbal foreplay, great read.” – Amazon Review
“Some favorites for me were the delightful tongue-in-cheek, “The Captain’s Persuasion,” by Delyth Angharad, which featured not only a delightfully strong-willed female character, but also some of the best verbal teasing I’ve read in a long while.” – 4 Letter Words Review
I’M GOING TO HELL FOR THIS…
A compilation of poetry covering love and life, from the explosively cathartic to the wickedly naughty. Collected into a loose interpretation of Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, the author hopes this anthology will satisfy all manner of curious reader; from the poetically elite to the first-time dabbler.
A collection of 30 poems inspired by Mojang’s hugely successful and addictive game Minecraft, Cobblestone Calamities will take you through the trials and tribulations that every Minecrafter has faced in their adventures through blocky wonderland. Kids of all ages (5 – 95!) will find enjoyment in the verses contained behind the skillfully painted cover art of this little book. Let not the high-brow artistry of the cover fool you – the poetry is written to be accessible to everyone who’s played and loved Minecraft.
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